What I Have Been Asked Today while Grocery Shopping:

1. When are you due (asked about 20 times). Answer: Today. (Typical reaction is to gasp and laugh.)

2. Are you having a boy or a girl? Answer: Yes.

3. So when are you going to stop? Answer: When I get an ugly one.

Tomorrow I see the midwife. I had a few hopeful pains this afternoon, but they petered out so I am not expecting anything great to happen tonight. Plus hubby is still away out of town. Castor oil is sitting on my dresser but I don't think I'll use it until maybe this time next week if nothing has happened by then.